Do your thighs expand 3 times their size when you sit down?
Does your tummy form rolls when you bend over?
Do you over eat sometimes and eat unhealthy foods?
If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, I want to personally congratulate you for being a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. If you think that any of these things makes you less than perfect, please seek help because I swear that what you eat and how you look does not make you any less beautiful than anyone else.
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.